This is us thinking of how to serve you better.

We obviously get paid by the customers who patronize us, so we thank them for all their service. Therefore, here is a fake example of reviews we get on a daily basis. I think, as of yesterday, we receive 286 emails a day. How do we know? We hired someone to see how many new emails we got yesterday.

#1 Customer Here. They are quick. They are nice. They exemplify customer service — Jane Doe. #1 Fake Review