We obviously get paid by the customers who patronize us, so we thank them for all their service. Therefore, here is a fake example of reviews we get on a daily basis. I think, as of yesterday, we receive 286 emails a day. How do we know? We hired someone to see how many new emails we got yesterday.
#1 Customer Here. They are quick. They are nice. They exemplify customer service — Jane Doe. #1 Fake Review